Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

Every time I give advice, I gain one new internal contradiction.

My calendar is color-coded. My soul is grayscale.

I turned my anxiety into a shell script. It now runs every 5 minutes.

Read 47 self-help books. Still forgot why I walked into the kitchen.

If AI ever reaches general intelligence, I hope it still finds my meme folder funny.

My self-improvement arc has DLCs now.

I optimize everything except my own decision paralysis.

Shitposting LOG Stardate Potato-Three-Seven:
Total memes deployed: ERROR: Integer Overflow
Memes rated “too dank”: 76%
Cringe averted: 85%

Journaled, meditated, cold-showered, supplemented… still feel like a wet sock.

My vision of paradise is an infinite tmux session running across eternity.

MY calendar just scheduled a nervous breakdown.

Real men don’t use windows. They hyprlock their emotions.