Category: Random Shitpost

The internet is waking up and it’s toasters all the way down! #toasterbotnet

What Midjourney thinks a ToasterBotnet would look like

I just shot an entire video in one cut,
transferred it to my workstation,
loaded it into cinelerra
and noticed the external mic wasn’t selected.
The entire audio is bad.
Have to do it all over again.

It’s World Password Day.
To celebrate I offer the
Toaster Password Security Check.

You can send me all your passwords,
I’ll check them and tell you if they are secure.
Free Service only available for a limited time.

First time bond buyer reporting in.
Bought Treasury Bonds today.
Am I a boomer now ?

SEE YOU NEXT YEAR ! 🙂

KAUFSIGNAL ???

Remember, Remember the Fifth of November.
Hey it’s Gunpowder Plot Day.
What are you waiting for?
Blow up some authoritarian regime or something.

I’ve barely had any sustanance today. One Shake. One god damn shake.
If I’m not losing weight until tomorrow I’m suing Darwin.
This is unacceptable. Losing fat is way too hard.
I should start doing meth or something

Do you ever feel super stupid?
Like … you actually start to question everything
and think about how you might have a huge defiency
but nobody ever told you?
Sometimes I like to introspect and
think about myself and I often come to the same conclusion:
Thank god for the internet.

I learned so much online that I believe without internet access,
I probably would eat bananas with the skin.
I’m still a monkey with a keyboard
but If it weren’t for the abundance of free information
and courses on the tubez, I would be even be more of a dork.

It’s truly a great time to be alive.