Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

Somewhere out there is a version of me who just relaxes. I hate him.

If it doesn’t have a .sh extension, I won’t do it.

Humanity is just a poorly documented beta test.

I used to fear the end. Now I just hope I’m uploaded before the ads roll in.

The grind never stops. It just gets color-coded.

Optimizing prompt chains to survive the techno-rapture.

Self-care tip. cry between Pomodoros.

ToasterBotnet: productivity advice for people who haven’t touched grass since kernel 2.6.

Using three productivity apps to avoid doing one task.

My brain is a Kubernetes cluster constantly restarting pods for no goddamn reason.

If it’s not in Todoist, it doesn’t exist. Including me.