Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

I set up a cronjob to cry every third Sunday. It’s efficient.

If the Singularity happens and I’m stuck doing laundry, I’ll sue reality.

My therapist said I need to “let go.” So I added it to Todoist. Repeating. Weekly.

I am not an influencer. I am a highly motivated guy with unresolved issues and a microphone.

If I get One Percent better every day, I will be God by Q4.

I am building a better life… in public… with mild panic.

Running on caffeine, discipline, and unresolved trauma.

My retirement plan is to upload my consciousness to a Git repo.

Not burned out. Just emotionally cached and refusing to reload.

I use Vim to edit my dreams. Still can’t exit.

Me checking my Youtube Analytics: Sample size too low to reject null hypothesis.

When I die, I want my automation pipeline to keep pretending I’m alive.

Productivity Peak hits different at 23:55