Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

Time management tip: give up. You’ll still be late but emotionally free.

Hear me out: Self-help, but optimized for people who think in dotfiles.

Running a self-improvement channel is just self-therapy with analytics.

“Diamond hands” sounds cool until you’re eating ramen with tweezers.

Inbox Zero is my love language.

If an AGI ever asks me what humanity was like, I’ll just send it my meme collection and log out.

Linux: where rebooting is considered a sign of weakness.

My morning routine is 2 hours of coping rituals and 14 seconds of peace.

I don’t dream of heaven. I dream of infinite compute.