Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

I am building a better life… in public… with mild panic.

Running on caffeine, discipline, and unresolved trauma.

My retirement plan is to upload my consciousness to a Git repo.

Not burned out. Just emotionally cached and refusing to reload.

I use Vim to edit my dreams. Still can’t exit.

Me checking my Youtube Analytics: Sample size too low to reject null hypothesis.

When I die, I want my automation pipeline to keep pretending I’m alive.

Productivity Peak hits different at 23:55

Journaling daily. Still emotionally illiterate. Just more organized about it.

Why is setting up Google Analytics like configuring a nuclear reactor in Klingon? I just wanted to know how many people visited my site. Now I need a PhD in tag management.

Remember: every time you delay gratification, an angel gets compounding interest.

The grindset told me to push through. My brain said SIGKILL.