Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

My bank called. Asked if I’m okay. I said, “Long crypto.”

I saw God once. He was using Arch.

I don’t need motivation. I need API access to my future self.

If the Singularity doesn’t come by 2045, I want a refund on my discipline.

I have 3 productivity systems. I use none of them. But they look amazing.

The Roomba and I had a staring contest; I blinked first, now it’s head of facility management.

Imagine doing a YouTube breakdown on how to prevent burnout – while editing through burnout.

I run on coffee, paranoia, and recurring tasks.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m buffering.

My todo list gained sentience and is now managing me.