Toaster Shop – New Stuff
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Laughing at AI Memes. Not Realizing the Memes Are Laughing Back
The Silent TODO List That’s Destroying Your Mental Health
[OC] Tired Batman
Sneak
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I’m not paranoid. I just run Wireshark on my own thoughts.
I Weaponized Laziness and Accidentally Created an Infinite Productivity Loop
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Productivity Status Update:
Hours spent optimzing toilet flush latency: 12.4h
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The Singularity is not the end. It’s just a context switch.
Decreasing Meme Frequency
I’m decreasing Meme frequency a bit. I’m currently very busy and want to focus more on other things. And it’s quite a lot recently. Better to dial it down more.
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I don’t believe in reincarnation. I believe in redundant consciousness backups.
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Every time I skip a workout, a dividend stock cuts its payout.
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systemctl start delusions
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Budgeted my emotions in YNAB. Apparently I overspend on regret and caffeine.
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My consciousness is 99% ready for upload. I just need to clean up my TODOs.
Toaster Shop Rebranding
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Just did my monthly ritual: screaming “buy the dip” into my bank account until it echoes.
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My .zshrc contains more character development than most Netflix series.
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Just realized my portfolio is actually a GoFundMe for billionaires.
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If AI ever finds love, I want it to be over shared bash history.
Sneak Peak
Insert Meme
Toaster Shop – New Stuff
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my therapist subscribed to my rss feed.
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I don’t fear death. I fear being offline during a bull market.