Took NAD+ and now I hear stock tickers whisper in my dreams.
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I don’t procrastinate. I delay reality until it’s more optimized.
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One day I’ll be rich enough to buy back the time I wasted thinking about money.
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Emotionally I’m fine. Financially I’m an over-leveraged meme coin.
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If I die, please rsync my personality into a docker container.
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I journal in Markdown because my trauma deserves proper formatting.
Invest Stuttgart
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I optimized my morning routine so much that I now wake up before time itself.
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My portfolio has anxiety. It learned it from me.
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My .zshrc has more wisdom than my therapist.
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If I reach enlightenment, I hope it supports Markdown and optional dark mode.
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I piped the yes command into pacman -Syu and became one with entropy.
Blog Update ( Menu )
I updated The Blog Menu and the Categories.
All my own Posts now have subcategories of their own.
CATEGORIES
Also I added two new Pages,
Conquest the Boardgame and Conquest the Video Game 🙂
CONQUEST The Boardgame
CONQUEST The RPG (Download)
More Pages coming soon. I have some stuff planned.
Now you can continue looking at memes.
Have a nice day.
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My ideal date: sorting memes, sharing trauma, tagging files, and setting quarterly goals.
Toaster Shop – New Stuff
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My brain has a memory leak but at least my swap’s encrypted.
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I used to be chaos. Now I’m structured chaos, version-controlled.
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What am I?
A shitposter with a philosophy degree
or a productivity monk with a meme addiction?
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Supplements don’t fix the void but they do make the void more productive.
Automation
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If you ever feel useless, remember someone out there is still using a desktop environment.
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Drug induced and Mysterious Insights and Updates live from the Toaster Dimension
Stay tuned.
Finally switched to Hyprland
Okay I finally made the switch. I wanted to do this for a long time. It took me an entire day of non-stop configuring, scripting, googling and troubleshooting. Thank god for ChatGPT or this would have taken me a week or something.
decided to go with mechabar which is a pretty cool waybar theme:
https://github.com/sejjy/mechabar
The hardest part was making everything behave more like Awesome WM. I’m old and I can’t learn new tricks. At some point things just have to work the way my muscle memory works. I don’t want to painfully learn new workflows and shortcuts and concepts.
Luckily I found this plugin:
https://github.com/Duckonaut/split-monitor-workspaces
After that and some heavy tinkering I finally got a setup that I can work with.
The rest was adjusting the config so it can work on multiple devices, and autostart scripts, custom lockscreen and creating custom keybindings. vim clipboard was a pain in the ass. I also had to switch from urxvt to kitty or else I would have missed a bunch of features.
But I’m happy now. It behaves almost like Awesome WM and it is new and shiny and I’m now in the cool kids club again and no longer that old fart, that still uses Xorg and Window Managers from before the war.
Also updated all my install scripts. So I won’t have to reinvent the wheel.
Still have some minor issues to tackle. But I’m calling it a day.
Data Hoarding Status Report – APR 2025
APRIL 2025:
Storage Server is all green. Still got capacity.
Send me Memes to fill it
Meme Status Report APR 2025
Good News, Even If I will get hit by a bus tomorrow… I’ll keep shitposting from the afterlife. The ToasterBotnet Shitposting Automation Pipeline will not run out for a long time. I’m doing my part.
