Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

Real men don’t use windows. They hyprlock their emotions.

I scheduled free time. Now it feels like work.

I’m not afraid of being obsolete. I’m afraid of being irrelevant in the minds of machine gods.

Meanwhile, in the Background: The Singularity is Rendering

Just invested in emotional resilience. Down 17% YTD.

Just microdosed sunlight and now I’m vibrating at optimal circadian frequency.

My backup plan is a cronjob that scp’s my entire personality to /dev/null at midnight.

Someday my grandchildren will ask: “Grandpa, what did you do before the Singularity?”
And I’ll say: “I posted memes. I prepared.”

I set up a cronjob to cry every third Sunday. It’s efficient.

If the Singularity happens and I’m stuck doing laundry, I’ll sue reality.

My therapist said I need to “let go.” So I added it to Todoist. Repeating. Weekly.