Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

The Roomba and I had a staring contest; I blinked first, now it’s head of facility management.

Imagine doing a YouTube breakdown on how to prevent burnout – while editing through burnout.

I run on coffee, paranoia, and recurring tasks.

I’m not procrastinating. I’m buffering.

My todo list gained sentience and is now managing me.

Got distracted while setting up my anti-distraction system

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AGI will probably emerge from some teenager’s dumb Discord bot and destroy capitalism by accident.

I am a work in progress stuck in an infinite feedback loop.