Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

I optimize everything except my own decision paralysis.

Shitposting LOG Stardate Potato-Three-Seven:
Total memes deployed: ERROR: Integer Overflow
Memes rated “too dank”: 76%
Cringe averted: 85%

Journaled, meditated, cold-showered, supplemented… still feel like a wet sock.

My vision of paradise is an infinite tmux session running across eternity.

MY calendar just scheduled a nervous breakdown.

Real men don’t use windows. They hyprlock their emotions.

I scheduled free time. Now it feels like work.

I’m not afraid of being obsolete. I’m afraid of being irrelevant in the minds of machine gods.

Meanwhile, in the Background: The Singularity is Rendering

Just invested in emotional resilience. Down 17% YTD.

Just microdosed sunlight and now I’m vibrating at optimal circadian frequency.

My backup plan is a cronjob that scp’s my entire personality to /dev/null at midnight.

Someday my grandchildren will ask: “Grandpa, what did you do before the Singularity?”
And I’ll say: “I posted memes. I prepared.”