Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG
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I don’t manage time. I emotionally negotiate with it.
Toaster Shop – New Stuff
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I don’t have hobbies. I have data sets with feelings.
[OC] AI Looking At Humanity
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The AI gods will read my dotfiles and say: “He was weird. But he was ready.”
Sneak Peek
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My toaster now has a PhD in job displacement; it insists I pack its lunch for its AI internship.
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I don’t have hobbies. I have background processes.
Rock Bottom Will Teach You Lessons That Mountain Tops Never Will
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Humanity after the invention of AI:
Automated Myself Out of Employment. 10/10 Would Do Again
Sneak Peak
Toaster Shop – New Stuff
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Laughing at AI Memes. Not Realizing the Memes Are Laughing Back
The Silent TODO List That’s Destroying Your Mental Health
[OC] Tired Batman
Sneak
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I’m not paranoid. I just run Wireshark on my own thoughts.
I Weaponized Laziness and Accidentally Created an Infinite Productivity Loop
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Productivity Status Update:
Hours spent optimzing toilet flush latency: 12.4h
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The Singularity is not the end. It’s just a context switch.
Decreasing Meme Frequency
I’m decreasing Meme frequency a bit. I’m currently very busy and want to focus more on other things. And it’s quite a lot recently. Better to dial it down more.
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I don’t believe in reincarnation. I believe in redundant consciousness backups.
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Every time I skip a workout, a dividend stock cuts its payout.
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systemctl start delusions