Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG

Just invested in emotional resilience. Down 17% YTD.

Just microdosed sunlight and now I’m vibrating at optimal circadian frequency.

My backup plan is a cronjob that scp’s my entire personality to /dev/null at midnight.

Someday my grandchildren will ask: “Grandpa, what did you do before the Singularity?”
And I’ll say: “I posted memes. I prepared.”

I set up a cronjob to cry every third Sunday. It’s efficient.

If the Singularity happens and I’m stuck doing laundry, I’ll sue reality.

My therapist said I need to “let go.” So I added it to Todoist. Repeating. Weekly.

I am not an influencer. I am a highly motivated guy with unresolved issues and a microphone.

If I get One Percent better every day, I will be God by Q4.

I am building a better life… in public… with mild panic.

Running on caffeine, discipline, and unresolved trauma.

My retirement plan is to upload my consciousness to a Git repo.