Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG
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I once tried to budget my feelings in YNAB. I overspent on nostalgia.
ToasterApp Update
TOASTER APP Version 15.0 is out 😀

I finally managed to fix most of the things wrong with my ToasterApp.
- I fixed the Refresh Button
- Made Refresh Button nicer and round
- Added a Pull-Down-To-Refresh-Feature
- Fixed The Download-Functionality – Finally
( you can download the images now ) - Change the App Icon to the new Branding
( this time for real ) - And some dependency updates and target SDK nonsense
Here is the Google App Store Link:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=de.pirek.toasterapp
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My social battery is a 2007 ThinkPad and someone just opened Firefox.
Sneak Peek

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Self-improvement is just a speedrun of patching childhood trauma. I’m stuck on boss level.
The Only Real Way to Build Wealth
Toaster Shop – New Stuff

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Every self-help book is just “stop being like that” in 300 pages.
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I’m not tired. I’m just emotionally rate-limited.
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Just optimized my meltdown schedule. Wednesdays only now.
Sneak Peek

Treat Your Money Like a Business
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I meditate to observe my thoughts. Unfortunately, they are all mean.
Sneak

How to Stay Functional When Everything Goes to Hell
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I don’t manage time. I emotionally negotiate with it.
Toaster Shop – New Stuff

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I don’t have hobbies. I have data sets with feelings.
[OC] AI Looking At Humanity

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The AI gods will read my dotfiles and say: “He was weird. But he was ready.”
Sneak Peek

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My toaster now has a PhD in job displacement; it insists I pack its lunch for its AI internship.
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I don’t have hobbies. I have background processes.
