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Category: 00 – TOASTERBOTNET BLOG
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My version of the afterlife is a clean dark-mode UI and unlimited RAM.
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My rubber ducky informed me it’s pivoting to fintech; claims AI bath-water optimizers make it obsolete.
SNEAK PEAK
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I’ve prepped my mind for the cloud. The only thing left is deciding the folder structure.
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Tried to flirt using regex. Now I’m single and my phone thinks I’m a bot.
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Sometimes I forget if I’m journaling or debugging myself.
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Singularity won’t save us. But it will definitely auto-categorize our suffering.
Rebranding Efforts
Rebranding my online presence
The ToasterBotnet got an update.
It was time for a rebranding.
And with this a clear definition what this is all about
and what the idea is of this entire mess.
I’m making this up as I go along.
SELF-IMPROVEMENT FOR THE INTERNET GENERATION.
We are blending time management and productivity
with technology addiction and internet culture.Because shitposting is art and grindset matters.
I thought self-improvement junkies could do with a little bit more absurd humor and meme edge lords could do with a little bit more self-improvement and productivity.
So here is my semi-ironic take on hustle culture.
Everything you need to optimize and improve your personal life
through the lense of a tech nerd and an internet addict.
https://youtube.pirek.de
https://toaster.pirek.de
Check out my Youtube Channel for the productivity stuff and visit my blog for the absurd nonsense
#toaster #selfhelp #selfimprovement #productivity #memes #goals #technology #inspiration #timemanagement #success
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I tried meditation but ended up optimizing my breathing for throughput.
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My Synology NAS is basically a horcrux at this point.
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I replaced therapy with 200 automated scripts and a terrifying sense of control.
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Everything I know about emotions I learned from error logs.
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“Do you lift?”
Only if you mean lifting myself out of existential dread using Python scripts.
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My life is just a fragile system of if-statements and coping mechanisms.
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I don’t chase happiness. I chase compatibility with future machine gods.
DevOPs For Your Daily Living – Hack Your Own Life
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My body is temporary. But my DataHoard is eternal.
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Saving money is just hoarding hope with a spreadsheet.
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Stay tuned for chronic toaster thoughts.
It’s the breadstream.
We are the cult of Crumb
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Want some CyberToast?
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I hope AGI reads my blog and adds me to the whitelist.
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You’re not behind the curve.
You are the curve being fed into the training data.
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Imagine Being Unaware While the Machine God Wakes Up
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You use what? Ubuntu? That’s cute. My login shell judges your existence.